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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.

It's something I could really see myself doing!

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A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him: "You need to stop masturbating."

"Why?" the man asks. The doctor replies: "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire!

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What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef stroking off!

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A man went to the zoo.

All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.

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Animals
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Why don't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're dead.

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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?

The ghost of christmas passed!

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