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What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroking off!
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So a seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
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How did the frog die?
He Kermit suicide!
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What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
Mufasa!
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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
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What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
Ground beef!
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How many lives does a Nazi cat have?
Nien!
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Why cant zoo animals take tests?
There are too many cheetahs!
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent!
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because its too far to walk!
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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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