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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
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What is a duck's favourite drug?
Quack!
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What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
Mufasa!
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How did the frog die?
He Kermit suicide!
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How many lives does a Nazi cat have?
Nien!
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam.
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
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A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
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Why cant zoo animals take tests?
There are too many cheetahs!
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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What did the perverted frog say?
"Rubbit"
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What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent!
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
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How do snails fight?
They slug it out!
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