Most Divisive Family & Relationships Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What is the number one cause of divorce?
Marriage!
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Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
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What did the astronaut's fiancée say when he proposed in open space?
I can't breathe!
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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
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My grandad has the heart of a lion…
…and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
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What did Barack say to Michelle when he got down on one knee?
I don't wanna be Obama-self!
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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
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I slept with a woman who cooked a ton of pasta last night.
She gave me carbs!
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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