Worst Rated History & Religion Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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Why did princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
3983 votes · ·
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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
2736 votes · ·
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What's Helen Keller's favourite colour?
Velcro.
2279 votes · ·
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Knock knock.
Who's there?KGB.KGB wh—*[slap]*
Ve vill be asking the qvestions!
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb must change from within.
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo".
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In 1903 two brothers believed that humans could fly.
They were Wright!
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name!
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
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How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazis
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What do you call Batman when he skips church?
Christian Bale!
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Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference!
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