Most Divisive Holidays Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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Why did the snowman have a smiley face?
Because he heard the snowblower was coming!
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because its too far to walk!
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
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What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?
Twerkey!
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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of christmas passed!
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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
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What did the overly excited gardner do when spring finally arrived?
He wet his plants!
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents!
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