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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
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What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. The Extra Testicle!
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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?
Banned from the petting petting zoo!
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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
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What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark Quark!
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Whats the derivative of Amazon?
Amazon Prime!
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Whats the difference between the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper?
Nothing, they both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons!
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
It wasn't. Numbers aren't sentient and can't feel fear.
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Why don't mathematicians fear Friday the 13th?
Because they know it's just another irrational fear!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate) 9!
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