Most Divisive Sports Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she kept running from the ball!
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Why don't blind people go skydiving?
Because it scares their dogs too much.
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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of christmas passed!
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What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out, after the break!
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