Dad Jokes Knock-Knock | Good Bad Jokes

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Knock knock.
Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
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Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No *you're* a poo!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? ಠ_ಠ 💩
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Ho-ho.Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could really use some work.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
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Knock knock.
Whos there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Cash.Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Voodoo.Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Art.Art who?
R2-D2, of course!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hatch.Hatch who?
Gesundheit!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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