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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
Snow balls!
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How do you catch a bra?
With a booby trap!
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What did the perverted frog say?
"Rubbit"
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What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. The Extra Testicle!
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What did the overly excited gardner do when spring finally arrived?
He wet his plants!
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Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
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What did the doe say coming out of the woods?
Boy, I'll never do that again for two bucks!
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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? ಠ_ಠ 💩
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What do you call a camel in a drought?
A dry humper!
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What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
Sparky!
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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
Pull down your pants and show him your nuts!
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Whats the difference between the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper?
Nothing, they both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons!
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Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
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Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?
Because William Shatner!
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