36 Clever Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
The guardians of the galaxy!
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
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What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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What's Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent!
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
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Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo Drizzle
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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto!
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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!
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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
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What do you call Batman when he skips church?
Christian Bale!
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