29 Celebrity Jokes That Won't Win Any Awards

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In 1903 two brothers believed that humans could fly.
They were Wright!
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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?
It was a Wookiee mistake!
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Knock knock.
Whos there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery!
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What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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How does Harry Potter go down the hill?
Walking. JK, rolling!
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Why did Vladimir Putin fail all his tests in school?
Because he was always Russian!
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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEE🎶
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You check for fresh prince!
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Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
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What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died?
His korea is over!
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And Jesus said, "Come forth and receive everlasting life!"
But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven.
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What do you call Batman when he skips church?
Christian Bale!
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What did Barack say to Michelle when he got down on one knee?
I don't wanna be Obama-self!
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they were married?
Feyoncé!
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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
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