16 Knock Knock Jokes Waiting to be Let In

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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we'll have turkey leftovers!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
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Knock knock.
Whos there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery!
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Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
3043 votes ·
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
3799 votes ·
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
4079 votes ·
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
3410 votes ·
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning!
2469 votes ·
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
2074 votes ·
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? I'm a pile up. I'm a pile up who? ...💩
2676 votes ·
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No *you're* a poo!
2481 votes ·
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Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Superman!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*
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