333 Fully Groan Puns So Bad They're Good

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  Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?

  Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!

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  What did Yoda say after seeing himself in HD?

  HDMI!

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  One day the Canadians will take over the world…

  Then you'll all be sorry!

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  What do you call a sleeping cow?

  A bulldozer!

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  What does a subatomic duck say?

  Quark Quark!

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  A limbo dancer walked into a bar.

  He was immediately disqualified.

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  What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

  Pumpkin Pi!

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  What's the clumsiest tower in the world?

  The I Fell Tower!

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  Knock Knock.

  Who's there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we'll have turkey leftovers!

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  Knock knock.

  Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!

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  What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?

  The casse-role!

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  What kind of key can't open doors?

  A turkey!

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  Knock Knock.

  Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?

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  What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?

  It’s a pain in the neck!

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  What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?

  A human bean!

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