33 Dark Humor Jokes Going Straight to Hell

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A horse, a dog and a fish walk into a bar.
The fish suffocates.
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If you die before someone else, does that mean you've beaten them to death?
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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?
Banned from the petting petting zoo!
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What does an elephant use for a tampon?
A sheep!
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He PASTA away!
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I witnessed an attempted murder earlier…
Luckily only one crow showed up!
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Why was three afraid of two?
Because he killed every one!
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How many lives does a Nazi cat have?
Nien!
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How did the frog die?
He Kermit suicide!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning!
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How did the Scotsman find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying!
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
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